A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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This joke is funny

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jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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dead dibbs

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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