- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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