- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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