Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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