Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

This statement is false.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Chris Bosh's neck

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Robert Mugabe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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