What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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matt is fat

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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