- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Oh s***

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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