- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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