It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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