What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Cliterus

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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