Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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