Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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get in the car.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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