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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Loperson

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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do you have a wife?

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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