- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your mother is average.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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