- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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