- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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