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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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How about that airline food?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Anti Joke

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