An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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4 hours later.

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96

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Anti Joke

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