- Anti Joke

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.