What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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