- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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