What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Women deserve equal rights.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what are three short words? i a am

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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