- Anti Joke

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

sorry got to poo