- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Oh, go away

your mom is so fat.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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