- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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