Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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