Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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