a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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