- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

the holocaust

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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