Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 24

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Smoke weed till i die nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops