- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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