- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Connor is homo

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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