- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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