- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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