- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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