Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Bob Saget

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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shut up kobe!

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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