What did Washington say to California? WC

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Anti Joke

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