Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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