- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Im cute hehehee

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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