- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Winter

"Knock knock." "No."

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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