Kameron Brown is gay.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Neil Lewis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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