- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A train poops its pants.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

The queen having a shit

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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