- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How about that airline food?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Anti Joke

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