- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

okay so theres this guy.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

hi joshua

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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