your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Loperson

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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