A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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whats black and large -me

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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