- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Your mam is so fat.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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