What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Boob

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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