- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Jersey Shore.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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