- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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