*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

your life

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Anti Joke

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