what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

knock knock who's there ?

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

what did the old lady die of old age...

A lot eh?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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