How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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I'm Coming

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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