- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

no pun intended

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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