- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

XD Jackass.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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