- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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