Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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