Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Chuck Norris is dead......

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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