Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Good job, son.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Roses are flowers.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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