(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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