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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

I'm gay.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

have safe sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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