Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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feminists.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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