- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.