- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

black people

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Liverpool City Football Club

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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