- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

feminists.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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