- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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