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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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