- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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