when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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