- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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