What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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