Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Women's rights

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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