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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Who invented apple? God

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

womens rights.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Loperson

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's your blood type? Red.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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