- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

a black guy walks into a black bar

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

i like men but im not gay

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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