What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I like Pi. It can make circles.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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