What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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