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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Black people are the scum of the earth

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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