- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Good job, son.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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