Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Dwarf Shortage

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Sex education in Texas.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

ded on boomer and aodddan

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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