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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Knock knock Come in

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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