What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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