- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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