kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

destiny

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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