How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

White men's rights

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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