Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Peas

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69

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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my egg roll

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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