What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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