if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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