why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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